Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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