No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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