Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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