she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I could make wine with my vomit
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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