dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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