We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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