This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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