i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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