This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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