Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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