were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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