Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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