there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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