Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
