Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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