You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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