yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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