Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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