she was so not down for the gang bang
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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