I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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