you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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