It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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