I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
please don't ironically join a cult
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