How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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