My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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