Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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