shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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