its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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