Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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