FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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