How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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