So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
