Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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