what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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