Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You can't motorboat a personality
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
