it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
