I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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