I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
