so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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