READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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