Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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