All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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