Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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