the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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