i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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