he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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