How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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