beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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