I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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