Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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