Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
