drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
NoShamevember. You game?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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