Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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